文昌帝君管到海邊?女學生祈求「長到C罩杯」
難道神明跟便利超商一樣都得加開全新服務項目,才能滿足大家?一名正妹網友nanaling過年期間到關帝廟拜拜時,赫然發現在文昌帝君面前出現一張讓人捧腹的許願卡。卡片除了寫上希望考試能夠順利的許願文字,後面竟然還加碼寫道「我的胸部長到C罩杯」nanaling除了拍下照片跟大家分享,也替神明說句公道話,她笑說,「別這樣!文昌爺爺很為難,文昌爺爺的業務也太寬了吧!(默默添油香)」
看到照片的網友也被戳中笑點,還有人認真討論究竟要找哪位神明才可讓罩杯「UP!UP!」,有網友說應該要找嚐百草的神農氏,也有人開玩笑地說文昌帝君可能會交給天蓬元帥處理。甚至也有網友懷疑這是正妹網友自己許的願,把照片貼上來只是為了還願。
文昌帝君本是號稱蜀王的張育與梓潼的地方神「亞子」兩位人物合併而成的神明。當時的人們認為「張育」即為梓潼神「亞子」的轉世化身,故稱其「張亞子」。中國有「北孔子、南文昌」之說,可見南方文昌梓潼帝君信仰之盛行。在元明之後,隨著科舉制度的規模化和制度化,對於文昌帝君的奉祀也逐漸普遍。
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(1.) 別放棄,我們的星球,是變動的,生老病死,喜怒哀樂,生命 生生不息。 知足常樂。 很多國家,現在溫度,正+40度 或 負-40度, 生 活 和 生存,非常艱辛。 --- 蘇+澳+後勤+某某部,也曾 酒後駕車,BMW,車頭全毀,引擎噴飛,人沒事,上過頭條新聞,網路可以查尋到。(上新聞) 該某某部,還發生過,特別案件,因老婆,無照駕駛,老公軍人,跑去夥同鄰居,製造假車禍,真詐保險公司,雖然後來,心裡不安,主動告知,保險公司,還是被,警方發現,移送地檢署偵辦。(沒上新聞) 不知道,今年 還是去年,某艦9+3+7,有士兵,去淡水遊玩,因薪俸較低,且薪俸運用和理財不佳,到賣場超市,偷竊一盒保險套。(就算船號記錯,內容不會錯,因為是,公開場合,全體宣導,注意事項)(沒上新聞) --- 蘇+澳,南+方+澳。 社區、營區,真糟糕。 普悠瑪出軌事件、大橋斷裂事件、海軍伊清楓事件。 --- 請強化,資訊安全,駭客已經厲害到,可以入侵手機,啟動與關閉軟件,並監視手機與盜取圖片和資料,造成用戶的錯覺,刻意制造出,手機用戶,幻想 或 精神病。 利益與衝突,攏斷與掌控。 --- 刮刮樂,上面號碼,應該以, 發型款版本,進行編碼, 後面則以,發行張數量,進行編碼。 ABC-1234567(款式-張數) 不然誰知道,到底有沒有,少印 或 多印。 --- 支持公益彩卷。有錢的話,當然會幫助需要的人。 請上架,因賠錢,而下架的,樂線九宮格,謝謝。 請20:00封盤,20:05開獎。(20:30開獎,理由是,需要計算,消售金額,騙三歲小孩喔) --- 一個、謊言、炒作、洗腦...的世界。 早就已經,沒有什麼,商品供需了,所以才會造成,大家沒什麼收入。(大家在比氣長,看誰食物多) 全世界都相同問題,所以才會打,貿易戰。(太平洋 魚獲 和 工作機會) 食物,才是真的(王道),其它都是假的! --- 經濟好壞? 大家,房貸額度用光、信貸額度用光、信用卡額度用光、商品沒供需 股票炒不起來、虛擬貨幣 假的上上下下。(負債累累) 只能說,以前買到房屋 或 擁房者,已經 還清債務的人,才是幸福的。(低房價) 以前是,(慢調生活),(農業時代),(相互競爭少),(人人有田),(人人有房),現在反過來了。 --- (洗腦兼爛權 的 學長學弟制 軍隊)槽糕到不行。 --- (玩弄人、貪汙,事件永無止息),(滅證洩責,第一名),(商業值供獻零),(只會從國庫,透過預算,拿老百姓,繳的稅收,進行揮霍) [基層工人,跟老百性相同,還比較有,供獻價值] --- Come on, don't give up, our planet is changing, with birth, old age, sickness and death, joy, anger, sorrow and joy, and life is endless. Contentment is always happy. In many countries, the current temperature is positive +40 degrees or negative -40 degrees. It is very difficult to live and survive. --- Su + Australia + logistics + XX department, also once drunk driving, BMW, the front of the car was completely destroyed, the engine was flying, people were okay, the headlines can be found on the Internet. (On the news) There have also been special cases involving his wife, unlicensed driving, husband and soldier. They went to work with neighbors, made fake car accidents, and scam the insurance company. Although later, he was uneasy, he voluntarily informed the insurance company. , The police found it and transferred it to the Prefectural Procuratorate for investigation. (Not in the news) I don't know, this year or last year, a certain ship 9+3+7, there are soldiers, go to Danshui to play, because the salary is low, and the use of salary and financial management are not good, go to the supermarket and steal a box of condoms. (Even if the ship number is wrong, the content will not be wrong, because it is, public occasions, all publicity, precautions) (not on the news) --- Su + Australia, South + Fang + Australia. The community, the camp, it's really bad. Puyuma derailment incident, bridge fracture incident, navy Yiqingfeng incident. --- Please strengthen information security. Hackers are already powerful enough to invade mobile phones, start and close software, monitor mobile phones and steal pictures and data, causing users to misunderstand, deliberately creating, mobile phone users, fantasy or mental illness. Interests and conflicts, severance and control. --- (2.) 關閉系統基哨站。 這個世界,只不過是,謊言支撐起來,當一切改變時,別期待 國家 與 政府 或 任何人的承諾,因為 生死,都隨時存在,只是人類體型放大化,且記憶裡 存在著,安全思想,比較多一些生存而已。 沒有供需,一切都是假的,只是透過 各種手段 與 職業,獲取 等值的證明,紙鈔 與 錢幣。 所以生存概論,推翻政權 或 加入集團組織。 This world is just supported by lies. When everything changes, don’t expect the promise of the state, the government or anyone, because life and death exist at any time, but the size of human beings is enlarged, and there is in memory, safety thoughts, comparisons Survive more. There is no supply and demand, everything is fake, just through various means and occupations, to obtain proof of equivalent value, banknotes and coins. So an introduction to survival, overthrow the regime or join a group organization.--- --- (3.) 一個錯誤的選擇 一個錯誤的環境 造就了 一連串 錯誤的事件 軍隊 隸屬 特殊環境 , 官員有責 解決底下問題, 否則沒資格 命令 不要只會 , 升官發財 , 滅證卸責, 受傷死亡, 都不算數, (該死的軍隊)(管理極差) [該休息 休息][該工作 工作] [很困難?] (作息時間,與外面社會,稍微不同,當然正常) (部隊管理不佳, 造成他人精神壓力問題) (部隊管理不佳 ,造成他人工作負荷過重) (部隊管理不佳,造成 軍職 約聘, 捉弄 與 陷害 他人, 永久上的紀錄遺憾) (受傷沒說,完全不算數)(內傷算自己該死) (卸責厲害的軍隊) ( 上電視、上報紙、莒光園地、女兵日記 ) (形象 洗白 第一名) A wrong choice A wrong environment Created a series of wrong events The army is in a special environment, and officials have the responsibility to solve the underlying problems, otherwise they are not qualified to order Don't just get promoted and get rich, destroy evidence and shirking responsibility, Injuries and deaths don’t count, (damn army) (very poor management) [Should take a break] [This job should work] [It’s difficult?] (The work and rest time is slightly different from the outside society, of course it is normal) (Poor management of the troops, causing mental stress to others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in excessive workloads for others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in military appointments, teasing and framing others, permanent record regrets) (I didn't say the injury, it doesn't count at all) (Internal injury counts as one's own damn) (Short the blame for the powerful army) (On TV, Newspaper, Juguang Garden, Female Soldier's Diary) (Image whitewashing first place) --- (4.) 妥不妥,適不適當,公道在人心。 這只會,誤導社會,上報紙、上新聞台、就能大幅增加,升官機會! 原因在於: 「金錢 若等於 食物,那就是 透過各種方式(工作 或 賭博),獲取金錢!」 「但是,在組織架構下,是由人力血汗付出,甚至受傷死亡,才換取到食物」 「怎麼會變成,因為極少數人,想要升官發財,用各種錯誤手段,用力踩著別人的身體,往上爬,而輕鬆獲得,更多的(福利與金錢)!」 [這只會,造成,整個組織架構,嚴重崩潰]
在進行實測時,把許多,未對獎彩券,遞給店員, 告知,好幾天前買的,不知道有沒有中獎,(實際上,已經中50元), 店員,投入兌獎機時,也出現50元了, 裝忙,和別人聊天, 裝忙結束,與店員對話,店員卻說:都沒中獎(很敢) (現在彩券行到底,都是怎麼樣的管理制度) [希望店員是無心的,而非真的需要那50元] During the actual measurement, many unpaired lottery coupons were handed to the clerk, Informed, I bought it a few days ago, I don’t know if I won the prize, (actually, I have won 50 yuan), The clerk, when he put into the prize redemption machine, it also appeared 50 yuan, Pretend to be busy, chat with others, After pretending to be busy, I talked to the clerk, but the clerk said: I didn't win the prize (very dare) (Now, what kind of management system are the lottery dealers in the end?) [I hope the clerk is unintentional, instead of really needing the 50 yuan] --- [稅收,有多缺錢?] [可以看看,為何晚上20:00封盤,需要用30分鐘,計算銷售金額,20:30開獎?] [BINGO BINGO賓果賓果,採用何種,自動電腦系統,進行派發號碼?] [運動彩券,採用何種系統,計算收益與賠率?] [公銀、私銀、錢放在口袋,不拿出來製造工作位缺,有何意義?] [工作時間=食物 生長 時間] [公家機關,為何 設施與物品,都是最爛?] [採購法 到底是誰訂的?錢誰拿走了] [錢太多,可以炒房,可以炒地,全部回收國庫,進行銷毀] [人類、動物、植物,都會消失的,差別是,時間 與 過程!] [數字、文字、法規、謊言、黑金] (食物,才是王道) --- [Tax, how short of money?] [You can see, why it takes 30 minutes to close the plate at 20:00 in the evening, calculate the sales amount, and draw at 20:30?] [BINGO Bingo Bingo, what kind of automatic computer system is used to distribute numbers?] [Sports lottery, what kind of system is used to calculate income and odds?] [Public bank, private bank, and money are put in your pockets, what's the point of not taking them out to create job shortages?] [Working time = food growth time] [Public institutions, why are the facilities and objects the worst?] [Procurement Law, who exactly ordered it? Who took the money] [Too much money, you can speculate in real estate, you can speculate in land, all are recycled to the treasury for destruction] [Humans, animals, and plants will all disappear. The difference is time and process!] [Numbers, words, regulations, lies, black gold] (Food is king) ---